Get Your Doctorate at The Ruckman University of Street Preachers

Are you tired of liberal, so-called "Bible colleges" that do nothing but put out your gospel fire? Are you sick of know-it-all professors who use Satan's translations of the Bible? Does Calvinism just plain make your stomach churn? Now there's an alternative to those bunch of ejukated smarty-pantses who think they know so much.

The Ruckman University of Street Preachers, founded by Dr. Peter S. Ruckman, is now accepting applications for the degree of Doctor of Street Preachin' with classes beginning this fall.

Dr. Ruckman will personally teach you all of the tricks of his trade as you study under his wisdom in classes like...

• Basics of Yelling
• Sign Making 101
• Cuss Words That Are Okay for Preachers to Say 101 & 201
• The King James Bible Basics
• Advanced King James Bible Stuff
• How to Make Fun of James White 101 & 201
• Why Calvinism is Evil
• Why Calvinism is a Lie Out of Hell
• How to Yell at a Calvinist
• Lies That Are Okay to Tell in Order to Accomplish Your Goal
• How to Make People Hate You So That They Persecute You So That You Feel Good About Yourself
  

At the Ruckman University of Street Preaching you can study just one short semester and receive your official and authentic Doctor of Street Preachin' degree that you can proudly display.


"I got my Doctorate from the Ruckman University of Street Preaching in just five weeks. Thanks brother Ruckman!" - Lonnie Pursifull, Street Preacher

Space is limited, so fill out your application today!