
North Korean Leader Kim Il Sung, pauses for a moment
to consider whether he is supra or infralapsarian
and which group he should imprison.
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair tries
to avoid questions about his converting to
Catholicism by pretending to eat a large
imaginary cabbage.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced the company's
plans to begin releasing Bible versions this fall.
The first, known as the "Lion of Judah" version,
has been revised with much more "stable" theology
and "nifty little spaces" that keep verses in
organized piles.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
becomes furious when accused of
holding to Pauline New Perspective
theology responding with "What
you talking about N.T. Wright?!"

Catholic faithful were amused when Pope
Benedict XVI began mass with "Here is
ze church, here is ze steeple, open ze door
und here are ze people!"

Microsoft CEO Bill Gates explains the differences
between conditional and unconditional election to
students at Liberty University. Gates told the
students, "Arminianism is by far the best system
of theology out there. It works just as well and as
smoothly as Vista."

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